Larry Lane Architect: Fun to Assemble Furniture

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Fun to Assemble Furniture

This is the funniest spoof that compares "Ready to Assemble" furniture (like IKEA’s systems that require a lot of loose parts, connectors, and patience to assemble) with Legare’s "Fun to Assemble" furniture that required no tools, glue, screws, or nails.

Please forward this to everyone that you know!
Everyone needs a little laughter during these economically challenging times.

I hope that this video put a smile on your face. Let me know at info@LaneArchitecture.net.

Oh, by the way, Legare’s furniture is not expensive. Check out www.LegareFurniture.com or call them at (817)737-8802 to learn more about it. When you do, tell them that Larry Lane sent you.

Here some “Gee-Wiz” scoop about this video:

• The “cool” guy (the Apple equivalent) that is on the right of the screen is Mr. Brock Brandenberg. He is the person who actually designed this furniture system. Go here to hear the story about him http://www.legarefurniture.com/story.php

• The “girl friend” of the Microsoft type of guy is a good friend of mine from grade school (many, many years ago).

• Another place to learn more about this furniture is by clicking on the podcasts to the right of the article on this blog that is titled, “What is RTA furniture?” and “Fun to Assemble Furniture.”

• Sorry in advance if this video offended you. Hope you find your funny bone soon. Go to the previous blog post for a more professional video of this furniture product. (Viewing while sitting on a whoopie cushion is optional).

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Working with Larry Lane was an exceptionally good experience. Building anything is stressful, time consuming, and at times, seemingly pointless when you can simply, well, do something else! But if you want your vision, your own baby, Larry Lane can help deliver. Mine was a Bar & Grill in Park Slope Brooklyn.

His company was prompt, direct, and worked with other companies that were professional and detailed. The plans he provided for our space were of perfect quality, and were accepted by the building department upon first submission. That is because he knew the laws and requirements for building my establishment.

He surrounds himself with artisans that know their craft, and is stern in removing them from the roladex if they prove otherwise. Thank goodness the contractor had to follow the plans!

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Beton Builiders

“I like the way you talk to your clients. I sometimes forget that they don't understand the DOB (Department of Buildings) language.”

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NYC Expediter

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Coldwell Banker Realtors, Basking Ridge, NJ

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